Some Zombies ESCAPED!
In a not-so unexpected turn of events, some of the Zombies from last weeks’ attack on a hapless Infomercial film crew, some of them got away, and met up later to spread more of their zombiness to unexpected citizens. If you have WITNESSED THIS VIDEO, you know to STAY AWAY, do not approach the walking undead, no matter how slow or lumbering they appear. If you see a zombie in your area, please CONTACT US and we’ll send the appropriate response.